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Virus Screws Up The Works On Viner's Computer
Sun Dec 26, 2010 10:48 PM EST
Maybe you are thinking this is going to be another witty satire article, but that's not the case this time. Actually, this article is not even half-witted, which is what quite a few of you are probably thinking about me right now.
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Newsivine Group "Shampoo Bottle" Clones Itself
Sun Nov 28, 2010 1:52 PM EST
The world's top scientists are baffled by what they discovered late Saturday night. Apparently the Newsvine group Shampoo Bottle has cloned itself. This discovery was made by a lead scientist who wishes to remain anonymous.
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"The Sapbox" Debuts As Latest Original Group Idea On Newsvine Is Hatched
Sun Nov 28, 2010 12:30 PM EST
Seattle--Heralded as one of the most original group names to hit the pages of Newsvine in quite some time, it is being reported that "The Sapbox", a public group open to everyone, has been successfully launched.
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Tribute To A Friend
Thu Nov 18, 2010 10:05 PM EST
I joined Newsvine in late February of 2010, and needless to say the Greenhouse is a very appropriate name for the pre-entry phase of the website. I knew absolutely nothing about social websites, not even common ones like Facebook.
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Fox News Group To Launch Elite Private Forum: "Love Your Fellow Whiner"
Thu Nov 11, 2010 5:21 PM EST
Houston Tx.----The Fox News Group, already well known for its ability to kick people out of private groups, has announced a bold new venture designed to reward the members who make up their elite inner circle.
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Fox News Group Looking For "Fresh Meat"
Sun Nov 7, 2010 1:46 AM EDT
Help Wanted: Seeking SWM Who Can "Talk Dirty"; Must Be Able To Violate CoH For At Least Two Months Before Getting Banned By Tyler
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Comic Relief In A Pugnacious Atmosphere
Fri Oct 8, 2010 11:10 PM EDT
Never let it be said that I failed to warn you. The content of this composition is not intended to do any more than point out the obvious. Proceed at your own risk, because there is a distinct possibility that some of you may be deeply offended by this revelation.
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Foto-Friday Camera Captures A Dragonfly In Forest Park
Thu Oct 7, 2010 8:45 PM EDT
Hi, and welcome to my Foto-Friday submission, a part of the Newsvine Photographers Group. Thank you for stopping by!
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Thank You For The Wonderful Response!
Sat Sep 25, 2010 11:28 PM EDT
I would just like to thank all the wonderful and funny Viners who helped make the last article Mther and I wrote, STFU Goes To The Clinic, such a roaring success!! There are too many names to mention, but you know who you are! The commenters were just a real bunch of great peopl …
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STFU Goes To The Clinic
Thu Sep 23, 2010 8:22 PM EDT
This is Jim Helbig and Mtherof3 reporting live from a maggot-infested skunky-smelling dumpster.
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Foto-Friday: Moon Shots
Fri Sep 17, 2010 12:11 AM EDT
The first two shots came out fairly well, with the sliver of moon showing good definition. However, the third shot has plenty of room for improvement, as the glare from the moon totally obscured the outline.
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The Twelve Mile Million Dollar Hike
Thu Sep 16, 2010 5:03 PM EDT
The thin layer of frost on the white gravel parking lot glistened in the bright sunshine as I opened the car door and stepped outside into the cold February morning.
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Foto Friday: St. Louis Skyline
Thu Sep 9, 2010 11:28 PM EDT
Anchored by the 630' high Jefferson National Expansion Memorial, better known as the Gateway Arch or possibly the world's largest McDonald's emblem, downtown St. Louis spreads it's skyline along several miles of the Mississippi River.
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September Challenge: Seven Flowers
Mon Sep 6, 2010 3:06 PM EDT
These aquatic flowers really caught my eye during a recent visit to Forest Park in St. Louis. There are seven open flowers in each picture, and if any horticulturists in the audience are aware of the names of these plants please let me know.
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Foto Friday: Houston Skyline
Fri Sep 3, 2010 12:56 AM EDT
I was in Houston recently and had the opportunity to take these shots with my new Nikon. I had to dodge a few cars in the process, but the magnificence of the Houston skyline was well worth any minor inconvenience such as a five week hospital stay.
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Pavement Of Discontent
Sat Aug 28, 2010 11:53 PM EDT
The freshly poured concrete stopped at the end of an open field about twenty miles from the city limits. This abrupt ending was not an ending at all, but to say it was a beginning also pushed the limits of definition.
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An Open Apology To Bitemore
Mon Aug 16, 2010 9:24 PM EDT
Several months ago, in a public forum, I harshly unfriended Bitemore. My actions were completely uncalled for, and I had no justification for how poorly I treated her. This is my feeble attempt to bring attention to my inexcusable behavior in this regrettable incident.
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Foto Friday: Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beholder
Fri Aug 13, 2010 10:32 AM EDT
All three of my shrinks strongly suggested that I find "closure" on this past relationship before I completely lose it! I picked her up at a Chevy dealer in Kansas City brand new in 2008, but alas, she left me for somebody with more money on the day after Thanksgiving 2009.
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Flash Flood! A Narrow Escape
Sun Aug 8, 2010 9:50 PM EDT
It was a typical mid-July day in Missouri, which dictated a high temperature in the nineties and high humidity as well. Pulling myself out of a deep slumber at 5:30 A.M. presented no problem, since I was about to engage in my favorite pastime.
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Tales From The Flip Side: The Eleven Cent Coin
Wed Jul 28, 2010 10:00 PM EDT
Every once in a while something happens that is so off-the-wall that it truly makes your week worth while.
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Writing The Perfect Fake Profile For A Dating Website Part II
Sun Jul 25, 2010 8:12 PM EDT
When we last left Joe Blow he was in a quandary about his dating profile on Website X doing a nose dive. It had been two weeks since he first logged in and set up his profile, but after sending out multiple messages he had not yet received a single response.
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Writing The Perfect Fake Profile For A Dating Website
Thu Jul 22, 2010 6:52 PM EDT
Does anyone have any idea how many dating websites are in existence today? Although I could only venture a wild guess, I do think it's safe to assume that there are several hundred of them.
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Driving Through A Rainbow
Mon Jul 19, 2010 5:10 PM EDT
Originally, I had no intention of writing about this incident, but the more I thought about it, the more fascinated I became with the experience. This is something that I am sure only happens once in a lifetime, and even that may be a stretch.
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World's Largest Catsup Bottle Exposed As Fake
Wed Jul 14, 2010 10:08 PM EDT
Collinsville Illinois--A pair of crack investigative reporters from the Washington Post have successfully exposed a major hoax that has been perpetuated for sixty-one years by a ruthless group of thugs going by the name of the Brooks Catsup Company.
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How To Nail Down An Unforgettable Legacy
Tue Jul 6, 2010 7:17 PM EDT
In the months leading up to the completion of George W. Bush's second term as President, news broadcasts from around the country began to speculate about what exactly his legacy would be.
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Jim thank you for being such a good friend to me. The Vine is so much fun because you are here.
Hey Jim, your articles are alot of fun, thanks for making the Vine non-political!
Jim, I just realized you are about four hours up I44 from where i work. Small world huh? : )
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